sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
sometimes i get sad because i don’t have a boyfriend but then i remember that time my 8yo niece told her mom that when she grows up she’ll be “single like samantha” and when she asked her why she said "because we don’t need men, we can do it on our own" so bottom line maybe you feel like a loser but someone is looking up to you
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when ur parents go out food shopping
security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time